I am sure this is named after my mate John Illingworth as he has always had shit phones (Sorry chor!). John’s Phone is the most basic mobile phone in the world. You can make and receive calls anywhere in the world: no frills, no unnecessary features like a camera, SMS or an infinite number of rings. John’s Phone keeps things simple. Produced by the John Doe agency of Amsterdam. Available for Pre-Order at colette. Joking aside I really like this Lo-Wi is the new Hi-Fi!
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I think this phone is too technical for me….need something simpler, like a cup on a string!
hahaha and you’ll wanna put 10p in the back to make a call